The Marginally Aware Banana
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₵90
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The Marginally Aware Banana is a banana-shaped enigma with movable eyes, mild hostility toward mirrors, and no idea what a real hand looks like. Comes with eye lube. Not sentient, just strangely committed to whatever this is.
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₵90
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