Careers at FakeShop

Join a team building the future of fictional commerce. Zero real salary, infinite imaginary satisfaction.

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Important Disclaimer

All positions listed below are entirely fictional. No real employment contract, salary, or benefits will be offered. FakeShop is an entertainment platform. These job listings are for fun only.

🌟Why Work at FakeShop?

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Unlimited Imaginary PTO

Take as many fake vacation days as you want. We won't know.

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Competitive Fictional Salary

Paid in FakeShop Credits. Absolutely zero real monetary value.

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FastShip Your Career

Grow faster than Gerald the sloth. Almost any speed qualifies.

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Work From Anywhere (Real or Fictional)

Fully remote. Including parallel universes if your WiFi reaches.

📋Open Positions

Senior Imaginary Logistics Engineer

Engineering📍 Remote (Anywhere)Full-time (Fictional)

Design systems that track packages that don't exist across routes that aren't real.

Fictional UX Researcher

Design📍 The MetaverseContract

Study how users feel when they buy things they'll never receive. Surprisingly interesting.

Head of Made-Up Marketing

Marketing📍 Hybrid (Reality & Fiction)Full-time (Fictional)

Lead campaigns for a store that sells nothing. Maximum creativity required.

Principal Fake Warehouse Manager

Operations📍 Imaginary Fulfillment Center, LAFull-time (Fictional)

Oversee a warehouse with infinite inventory that never ships anything.

Quantum Parcel Data Scientist

Data📍 RemoteFull-time (Fictional)

Analyse tracking data for packages in superposition. Schrödinger's pipeline.

Sloth Delivery Coordinator

Carrier Relations📍 The RainforestPart-time

Manage our relationship with Gerald the sloth and 10,000 unionised squirrels.

Don't see your role?

Send us your fictional CV anyway. We'll file it in our imaginary HR system.

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