FakeShop Prime

The world's best fictional subscription service. ₵0/month. Cancel anytime. Benefits are also fake.

₵0

Per month (forever)

Included benefits

12%

Cash back (vs 5% standard)

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Imaginary streaming content

👑 FakeShop Prime

All benefits included. No credit card required. Obviously.

₵0/month

Free forever

✨Prime Benefits

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Priority FastShip

Your imaginary packages are prioritised in our fictional logistics network. 12% cash back vs 5% standard.

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FakeShop Video

Stream an unlimited library of movies and shows that don't exist. Our content catalogue has over 10,000 fictional titles.

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FakeShop Music

Access to 90 million imaginary songs. Surprisingly good imaginary playlists.

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Prime Reading

Borrow unlimited ebooks from our fictional Kindle library. All books reviewed by our made-up editorial team.

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Prime Gaming

Free fictional games and in-game credits every month. Compatible with games that also don't exist.

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Exclusive Deals

Early access to fictional sales, including our made-up Prime Day event (held 4 times per year for some reason).

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Free Returns

Extended 365-day returns on all imaginary purchases. Our most pointlessly generous policy.

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Household Sharing

Share Prime benefits with up to 5 fictional household members.

Is Prime actually free?

Yes. ₵0. We don't accept real money, remember. Sign up and all Prime benefits are activated immediately.

Can I cancel?

You can cancel anytime, though there's no real reason to since it costs nothing. We'll miss your fictional business.

Is FakeShop Prime better than Amazon Prime?

In terms of things that actually exist and get delivered to your house: no. In terms of price (₵0 vs $14.99/month): yes.

Join Prime for Free

Instant access to all 8 benefits. No credit card. No catch.